i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..