Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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