.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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