I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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