She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sponge bath it is.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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