This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
So. Much. Porn.
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