let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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