Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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