So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
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maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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