No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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