im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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