Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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