i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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