This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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