This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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