the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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