he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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