It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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