Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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