I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Randomize
