im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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