omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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