My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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