Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
May the power of my ass compel you!!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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