just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
This house was built for laser tag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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