my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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