is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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