Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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