So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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