you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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