I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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