Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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