he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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