Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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