hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
he shaved USA in his pubs
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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