why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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