How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Farmville is her only friend.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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