do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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