All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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