I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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