I'm jealous of your bromance
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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