I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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