you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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