She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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