she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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