I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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