You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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