just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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