Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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