Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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