The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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