There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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