Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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