But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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