She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You were trust falling into bushes
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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