All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
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she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Is Oprah even human
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He did a backflip because drugs
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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