i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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